love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever
you're bountiless you stupid bitch
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love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever
you're bountiless you stupid bitch

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im fucking crying
almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision
I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.
So every time I go to look for him, I see this:
People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"
Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award:
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today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon
loon :)
i painted my loon :)
Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
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Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
oh that's what the dwarves were doing
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??
I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

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since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage
Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped
it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images
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