Yang: C'mon Ruby just a few more pushes.
Dear Brothers art thou in heaven. That was heavy.
Yang: Oh don't be such a drama queen. Here don't forget to rehydrate.
*gives Ruby a water bottle*
Ahhh.... That hit the spot.
Speaking of which thanks for spotting me sis.
Yang: Hey what are sisters for. Also how come I only see you during "leg day." Are you training your Semblance or something?
Ruby: Let's just say I need to get a "leg up" on someone. To make sure a "certain blonde" can't escape me...
Yang: *thinking Ruby is talking about her*
Well, well looks who think she can finally take her big sister in a fight?
But I'm afraid you still have a long way and you need to train your upper body more before you can take on these two bad boys.
Ruby: ... Yes sure, in a fight.
So anyway sis. I gotta bounce, I have a prior engagement I need to fulfill. (More like Fill)🤭
I feel a disturbance in the force. It is as if a thousand horny souls coalesce into a single powerful soul, suddenly scream for my dick and are running at full speed to get to me.
Ren: ... That's oddly disturbing.
So what are you going to do?
Jaune: The same way Yang's mom handles her problem. By running away.
Ren: Since when can you do that?!
Jaune: Since back when this show was owned by WB....
Uh. I mean... I met an old guy that was completely blitzed out of his mind from what I cannot even guess.
He thought I was his grandson.
We go on an adventure together.
Well long story short. He gave me an extra portal gun. In case I ever needed it.
And right now I definitely need it. So I'll see you in a month till things have cooled over.
You want to come with me to, Ren?
Ren: Nah Nora will burn down the whole city if I weren't here to stop her. But best of luck to you, Jaune.
Jaune: Good call. I'll see you when I see you Ren. Take care.
Ren: And there he goes. I think he's overreacting way too much over this. I mean there's no way someone can be that horny for him...
Where is the pretty blonde boy!!!
If I can't find him I will burn this city to the ground!!!
Nora: Yeah. Woo hoo! City wide destruction.
A Few Franchise Jumps Away
Jaune: Hey it's me Shadow. Mind if I bunked in with you for a month. I'm trying to escape from a very thirsty wolf.
Shadow: For you Jaune? Of course. You're my favorite white boy... I mean, Jaune come get in here. Stay as long as you want.
I just need to clean up and get rid of a little trash before you can get in though.
Shadow: Hey! Beat it trash. Jaune is here I need you to get out of my house.
Sonic: W-what. Who is Jaune?
Shadow: A better friend than you that's for sure. Now the get the fuck out before I pulled out my Glock!
Sonic: But Shadow I'm trying to escape from Amy, remember. She wanted to talk about moving in and shit. I ain't ready for that.
Shadow: Ain't my problem faker. Get your stuffs and get the fuck out of here!
Sonic: Why can't he just take the couch?
Shadow: And let my boy sleep on the couch? Nuh uh. Ain't no fucking way I'll let Jaune sleep on the couch. When I got a perfectly good guestroom.
Sonic: Yeesh! Okay fine. I don't know you like this Jaune guy that much.
Okay I'll take the couch then.
Shadow: Oh no you don't. Me and Jaune will finally be able to spend time together. And I'll be damned before I'll let you in on our fun.
Sonic: But where will I go?
Shadow: Not my problem. Try your two tailed friends. He got a plane. He probably has a garage for you to sleep in?
Sonic: That will be the first place Amy look!
Shadow: Try your other friend. "Buckle" or something.
Sonic: The dude doesn't have a house!
Shadow: Wow. I totally do not give a shit.
*kicks Sonic out the backdoor*
Sonic: Wait, I forgot my stuff!
*sonic's stuff suddenly appears on top of his head*
Now where am I supposed to go?
Shadow: Hey sorry for the wait. But you can go in now.
Jaune: Thanks. Again I'm sorry for suddenly dropping in on you. I'm such a bad friend.
I mean, no you're not a bad friend. How could you Maria....
Shadow: Uh.... I. Never mind that.
BTW I got a Switch. You want to play?
Jaune: Oh sweet you got a switch too, here?!
Shadow: That's right. Now go sit on the couch. I'll make hot coco while you play.
Jaune: I can't say this enough. But thank you so much for letting me stay.
Shadow: Ha, ha. What are friends for...
Meanwhile back at the other universe
Ruby: Where is my Blonde Boy!!!
Nora: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Nora Smash!!!
Ren: *sobs* I should have gone with Jaune. *Cries*
