the slums of skulduggery pleasant

- ghastly is back, is grand mage, and is a little bitch. Also he’s with tanith and we just have to accept that we’re never gonna get them meeting up or anything or like falling back in love. We barely get them being a couple. It sucks

- MELENCHOLIA FLIRTS WITH VAL LIKE HARD CORE AND TELLS HER THAT IF SHE BREAKS UP WITH MILTISA SHES OPEN

- Alice is named Winter now and is a whiny fucking bitch (she’s mad val stopped her from being a world class threat and is sick of being on the sidelines)

- There’s a group of human haters who go to the human refugees in roarhaven and just commit hatespeach and they want to bomb shit (they’re literally terrorists and almost blew up Ireland) and they’re convinced Winter can be their new leader and she’s into the idea cause she wants to be out of Val’s shadow

- some plot about the traumas of the big doomsday that happened. It’s actually pretty alright, the dad goes fucking nuts but it turns out it’s actually just another guy who’s a narcissist controlling him

- china gets literally 7 lines of diaglogue max and I’m going after Derek landy personally

- ghastly is back, is grand mage, and is a little bitch. Also he’s with tanith and we just have to accept that we’re never gonna get them meeting up or anything or like falling back in love. We barely get them being a couple. It sucks

- MELENCHOLIA FLIRTS WITH VAL LIKE HARD CORE AND TELLS HER THAT IF SHE BREAKS UP WITH MILTISA SHES OPEN

- Alice is named Winter now and is a whiny fucking bitch (she’s mad val stopped her from being a world class threat and is sick of being on the sidelines)

- There’s a group of human haters who go to the human refugees in roarhaven and just commit hatespeach and they want to bomb shit (they’re literally terrorists and almost blew up Ireland) and they’re convinced Winter can be their new leader and she’s into the idea cause she wants to be out of Val’s shadow

- some plot about the traumas of the big doomsday that happened. It’s actually pretty alright, the dad goes fucking nuts but it turns out it’s actually just another guy who’s a narcissist controlling him

- china gets literally 7 lines of diaglogue max and I’m going after Derek landy personally

- ghastly is back, is grand mage, and is a little bitch. Also he’s with tanith and we just have to accept that we’re never gonna get them meeting up or anything or like falling back in love. We barely get them being a couple. It sucks

- MELENCHOLIA FLIRTS WITH VAL LIKE HARD CORE AND TELLS HER THAT IF SHE BREAKS UP WITH MILTISA SHES OPEN

- Alice is named Winter now and is a whiny fucking bitch (she’s mad val stopped her from being a world class threat and is sick of being on the sidelines)

- There’s a group of human haters who go to the human refugees in roarhaven and just commit hatespeach and they want to bomb shit (they’re literally terrorists and almost blew up Ireland) and they’re convinced Winter can be their new leader and she’s into the idea cause she wants to be out of Val’s shadow

- some plot about the traumas of the big doomsday that happened. It’s actually pretty alright, the dad goes fucking nuts but it turns out it’s actually just another guy who’s a narcissist controlling him

- china gets literally 7 lines of diaglogue max and I’m going after Derek landy personally