Rio is gonna be so pissed that she hunted her situationship for centuries, finally got her to surrender to her kiss, gave her a truly lovely little burial—

“Everyone looked at me and saw this fucked up broken mess and they left. But her… She looked at me and saw the same thing but instead of leaving, she stayed. She decided that she liked my broken mess and all my fucked up parts. All she did was lock her fingers through mine and said, ‘fuck them, you’ve got me’ and I knew I would probably fall in love with her… And I fucking did.”

wait wait wait Agatha took a silly song she made with her son and then used it to gather power for centuries after his death and then AND THEN her surrogate son comes along and makes the song REAL??? do NOT touch me for the next 24 hours

absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.

Jac Schaeffer confirming Rio Vidal, the Death, is a bottom.