So my sister hit me in the face with a mustard-coated piece of lettuce from her sandwich
and my only immediate reaction
was to say
“I relish the fact that you mustard the courage to do this”
I’m still cleaning mustard off my glasses

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So my sister hit me in the face with a mustard-coated piece of lettuce from her sandwich
and my only immediate reaction
was to say
“I relish the fact that you mustard the courage to do this”
I’m still cleaning mustard off my glasses

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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
this is a metaphor for my life
that poor fucking cat is so confused
who needs swag when you have class
…ical music
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
I have this framed on my wall in the original format

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reminder
Do people really tell Tara Strong this?
We should have an annual holiday where we turn off all the lights and look at the night sky.
how can you drink your tea if there’s a tiny dragon using it for warmth

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I can relate to this in so many levels
I made one of those cute ghosts you can drag!! uwu
i stg))
All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN
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I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there
#but like #also supervillains
#maybe I want to succeed as a supervillain #what about that

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Dude the gamecube sucked
singing cockatiel ;-;
IT’S SINGING THE TOTORO THEME OMG
@hipdip I AM SOBBING