Got Gluck?

I may not have been chosen to play this season, but production doesn’t know I’ve snuck onto the island to join my faves Sam, MJ, Scott, Andrew, David,  Catherine, Josh, Regan, Jessy, and Matt fucking summers.

I don’t even go here anymore but those who know me know that I can't stay away from a selfiegate. As always, my fans know they are.

Hello I'm irrelevant but at least my faves know who they are.

I'm here for two things and two things only. 1. Steffen and 2. The one and only Leah.

My name is Danny and I'm here for three things. 1. Lauren J. 2. Brian R. 3. And the most important thing is to show myself off in a banana suit.

Name's Danny for those who are fortunate enough to not know that. I'm the flop that got away but I'm just here to represent my children, Ricky, Sid, Sam, Chris M, Elliott, and Andreas. As well as my Egypt brother Chris P and my former co-host Joe. It's totally not messy to stan for almost half the cast. One of you needs to bring home the W.

Me when it’s too late

4th time playing. First time making merge. This deserves four selfies. Deal with it.

It's your local alcoholic first boot here rooting for everyone and their mothers this season. (But my faves know who they are) play fair and have fun kids.

This unfortunate tea.

Francesca here hoping to promise not to be the first boot of the first boots. Mad excited to be back.

I had no idea this was happening tonight. But then again, I have no idea what tumblr survivor is. But please enjoy these drunk selfies I don't remember taking last night

You already know who it is and my faves already know they are my faves. Go forth and slay, my children, brothers, and sisters.