dumb gay

fuck jobs i just wanna be a gay vampire

about to fail my gender presentation 😔😔

assigned at BIRTH?! holy shit this presentation is so overdue do you think they accept late work

🤚I left my presentation at home and I am willing to take a failing grade if it means I get out of class

#gender is not a construct it is multiple choice scantron and i brought an green pen

somedays i wish to live in forks under the almost constant cover of rain and wait solemnly for a vampire that is irrevocably in love with me.

i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time

in the mood to be kissseddddd. all gentle and slow

malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?

boytoys are actually larval malewives!

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

sir your tits are simply diabolical

Awwwww

I am on the verge of tears please watch this

my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it