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Bumper stickers shouldn’t be like political opinions and fandoms. They should solely be facts about you and you’re driving that other driver’s might like to know. I want a bumper sticker that says “I’m scared of left turns and I know you can make a right on red but this car doesn’t turn so good in the rain so we’re gonna wait until it’s green.” They’ll still honk but I’ll know I’ve pled my case before my peers.

No Noise November. everyone shut up

We should go to Spirit Halloween together [flirtatious]

the sexual tension between me and my growing pile of unread books

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

We need more herb emojis. Would like to end a text with some rosemary or thyme

body goals: rotting in the ground

body goals: bleeding out in a forest

me lighting a candle: this will fix all my problems

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

not enough voluminous skirts with pockets big enough for apples

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

does anyone wanna fake date as a joke and accidentally fall in love through unforeseen circumstances 👉👈

rediscovering old music you once loved but havent listened to in years really is top tier

If Charmed and Practical Magic have taught me anything, it’s that hereditary witchcraft comes with an amazing house.

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace