shane hollander x snoopy collab when?????

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

the idea of shane "saw god in a hotel room in toronto via ilya rozanov's cock" saying no to sex as a punishment in a fight is so funny. that hole is open for service 24/7, baby

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

official boob post

There are only two genders: Johnny Bravo and Jessica Rabbit

Sleepy fucked out happy happy subspaced Shane whining a little everytime Ilya pulls back from a kiss. His arms around Ilya’s neck keeping him close close close when he needs to breath he just keeps his mouth resting on Ilya’s, nuzzling them together over and over. Ilya says they need to sleep and Shane is like “ok kisses till I go to sleep” and Ilya just nods because that’s his Shane and whatever he needs

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me