Little Black Book of Oddities

Anyone else see the sad face tho

Haha you’re right! I should have made a joke about that

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

what a NAUGHTY BOY

*claps* rats need other rats

Is it possible to where if I get cremated when I die for my ashes to be made into a dice set? I just want my grandkids to yell fuck you grandpa as they roll their 9th nat 1 in a row and chuck me at a wall.

My cat steals all unattended dice. My kids would be chasing a black cat around yelling,”let go of mom!”

You say this like it would be a BAD thing

💕🐀 (she’s blowing you a kiss!)

When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.

I will always reblog all of these.

THIS WAS A GRIPPING NARRATIVE