Young, Dumb, and Depressed

randomly complimenting people is great. what did it cost u? nothing. and u probably made their day.

so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,

cons: we wont know about any new memes pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through

these are some of the best memes ive seen all year in all honestly

“I’m up! I’m up.” [video]

Overprotective dog dad. [video]

The onion is my favourite 

u can fall in love w anybody whether its romantically or not and i think ppl forget that. i think falling in love is jus..knowing that a person heightens your sense of happiness so much that you know you’d be empty without them

Got finessed into “last day of my period it should be fine” sex and now I’m scrubbing the bed while she takes a second shower. Men! We gotta stop letting these ladies play us when we know the truth! We are more than just our girth! Unite! Be stronger than I was!

Or just use a towel fam

Even “two days into my period” sex was never that messy... 

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

For all we know this is from an incredibly sarcastic book. Possibly as a joke, written by a woman!