Crib-a-Dib

Millennials are fighting back just by surviving in a job market where the minimum wage doesn’t cover the living cost. Millennials are awesome at “killing” the diamond, golfing and napkins industries. Millennials are using the internet to make sure things that corporations want to keep in the dark are exposed. They’re open LGBTQIA-friendly business, they’re supporting each other with online donations so everyone can survive this shitty economy.

And the Gen Z kids? The Gen Z kids are rad. I remember a post about something like the millennials making a collective promise to never become a disenchanted generation that only criticizes the next one and I want to point out that this “millennials vs gen z” trend is trying to do exactly that: split us apart. Prevent millennials from being the older siblings that teach the younger siblings to throw a good punch and turn them into the annoyed adult complaining about “those kids” on their lawn. We are the two groups that grew in a connected world of information. We are two very unique generations.

“Liquid crystals are harder than general relativity.”

“That’s an error message. You should get used to it.”

“No, you bunch of troglodytes!”

“Will an ocean with no moon have no waves…?”

“I didn’t write this question. Frankly it irritates the living hell out of me.”

“So we were on a staff night out, and we split a crate of prosecco between the four of us, and then in the morning I had a Grindr account.”

“The question to take away from this experiment is whether blood is a conductor or an insulator.”

“And by lobstering Maxwell’s Equations…“

“Make it work, make it pretty, make it fast; In that order!”

“Numbers are continuous… In short, there are no holes!”

“So technically, I think I’m a Mormon now.”

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!