@pirate-patton

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

My boi T H I C C

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

i woke up and saw this and reblogged just for thin now any who back to sleep

So, anyone wanna move to discord and twitter with me?

….we should have realized this when it was presented to us

Whos next

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

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