It's Larry Bitch!

#excuse me why isn’t there a make-up artist!louis/model!harry au #and at every shoot/fashion show they do together #louis likes to tease harry about the bags under his eyes and what they mean #‘gone out again haz? was she blonde this time? did she know how to yodel at least?’ #and harry loves it because he’s grumpy in the mornings and louis always makes him crack a smile #and they tease and poke fun at each other’s hair and clothes and mostly other people #but louis never tells him every day he falls in love with harry’s face #with the way his lashes look when he closes his eyes #the red of his lips and the cut of his jawline #and sometimes he lets himself /look/ for too long and the brush in his hand stops #and harry opens one eye just a little and sees it #he doesn’t get to witness it often because louis always has walls up and doesn’t let anyone in #but ever so often harry gets him distracted and there it is #the fond #and harry just shows his right back at him #until louis shakes it off and continues working on him #and brushes it off with a joke or a ‘you really do have a rather average face harold has anyone ever told you that’ #but the smile on harry’s face never slips until he’s called on set #‘alright go get ‘em tiger’ #and harry stands to leave and drops a kiss on louis’ cheek #‘thanks lou’ #and now i’m sad via

soMEONE WRITE THIS I WILL GIVE YOU MY HOUSE

YESS PLEASEE

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imagine Harry in the bachelor and you are the last remaining girl then he takes out the rose and gives it to the host, Louis Tomlinson.

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

volkSWAGen

ohoho i see what you did there

oh thank god i thought no one saw that giant and bolded fucking word right there

TO: anyone who has ever been my friend ever

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”

And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.

Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”

Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”

im 90% sure there are only 4 members of one direction

i swear there’s 5 but he just comes out of hibernation when he gets paid

i can’t believe harry from one direction is a prince of england and a wizard wtf