hell, at best

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

Can you guys guess what my favorite show was during this period of my life in which I was experiencing severe suicidal thoughts (Hint: read the tags on the original post)

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

Times like these I remember that Malcolm X quote about healing and how it requires acknowledging the knife is there. Things like "this isn't who we are" and "this is un-American" and "what are we? [insert another country]??" reveal a deep seated denial of American history and state-sponsored domestic terror that I'm just not gonna entertain anymore from leftists over the age of twenty.

There was a dog roaming the hallways at my school this morning

what did 1d do i was sleeping

Man I would kill to experience this high again

do you ever think a stick bug and one of those bugs that has evolved to look like a leaf have come together to maximize their joint slay and serve tree branch realness at the insect ball

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.