deepest love

You don’t owe anybody the traumatic details of your life as a bonding tool

i pirate movies by reading the synopsis then subconsciously have the movie play out in my dreams when i sleep. untraceable. hollywood can’t stop me.

why can’t MY life be a 50k slow burn friends to lovers fic

Whos to say it isnt. u wouldnt even notice till chapter 17

ok but what is the third hole

the homos really forgot women have another hole? smh

My biggest dream as a kid was always to have a reason to tie a scarf with some food in it onto the end of a stick and leave on an adventure.. can't say that much has changed

mutuals do this

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here’s a self-care idea: lay on the floor.  just lay on the goddamn floor, I don’t know.  aim for the carpet, or maybe put a blanket down first.  if you lay on your back you can look at the ceiling, if you lay on your stomach you can put your ear to the ground and listen to the building and your pulse, think about cleaning everything, then don’t do it.  I don’t know.  just lay on the floor for a while, see what happens

you didnt get me a kombucha? its like you dont even care about my gut health