i’m turning back to you

Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

one thing abt me? ill listen to some music🎧

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

are you guys pro or anti mushroom

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the world does not need horrible slowed down indie girl covers of running up that hill. keep that shit to yourself.

[Screenshot of a tweet from The Mountain Goats that says: [feel like Twitter doesn't care about men who express themselves by sitting on the floor in the middle of the room meowing #men who meow]

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