LA VIE BOHEME

and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme

“You’re straight, but at what cost?”

I was not expecting this to be so good

sam can go fuck herself honESTLY I JUST WANT TO BE WITH TAYLOR bUTTT NOOOO NOW SAMS BACK AND TAYLORS OFF KISSING SOMEONE ELSE AND DEMI’S TRYING TO BE LIKE ITS OKAY BLAH BLAH bUT no. 

petition for this years tony awards opening number, co-written by lin-manuel miranda and stephen sondheim, to be called “patti lupone would be appalled” and list all the things about that modern theatre industry that appall patti lupone

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue 

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

Please spread this gem like wildfire.

NINE PERCENT OF DEEZ NUTS

“Mr. Nuts has not filed any campaign contributions yet with the Federal Election Commission. He is filed as an independent candidate from Wallingford, Iowa, the smallest hometown of all the presidential hopefuls with a population of 197.”(x) smh

He is also a 15 year old kid who is doing this as a practical joke to point out that  the form to register for President is so vague, it doesn’t even require an age on it. Rolling Stone already interviewed the kid, who has the blessing of his parents to do it, and says that he is willing to take this practical joke “as far as America wants to take it.”

Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips.

TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

plot twist: it’s because we’re the Fire Nation

#YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO