This Ride is a Wild One.

#basically jack is just admitting to his deep and passionate love for the doctor

jack genuinely lves everyone and everything ok

no jack is attracted to everyone and everything. he loves the doctor, rose and ianto.

This is the online equivalent of seeing someone speeding past you and then 5 minutes later you pass them as their being pulled over

I just found out that Switzerland has fallout shelters for 114% of their population. So, naturally: The 100 au where someone has cracked open a contemporary history textbook, and either the delinquents get dropped into Switzerland to begin with, OR they all pile into Luna's boats and sail to Scandinavia before Praimfaya comes instead of wasting time murdering each other in stupid ritual combat. I think it's funnier if they start out in North America then they get to Switzerland and like.... all the Swiss have a perfectly normal functioning society that doesn't involve any weird blood cults, and Clarke and co are like, there's another apocalypse coming!!! and the Swiss are like, oh, the nuclear power plants? we fixed all the ones in our area, but if you're really worried I suppose we could all go inside for a bit. And the Grounders are like, we'll murder you for space inside your bunkers! And the Swiss are like, we can fit 8.6 million people here, so that seems a little unnecessary, and also they were smart enough to build more than one exit for their bunkers so no one gets buried and has to become a rip-off cannibal and the delinquents get to eat lots of chocolate and live happily ever after. That's it that should be the show. Jroth hire me.

the fact that tangled has a perfect set-up for major miscommunication between rapunzel and eugene to be the final emotional climax of the movie (“why’d you leave me”) but instead sidesteps that in favor of a beautiful battle between the two of them in which they try to out-sacrifice each other because they love and understand each other that much. the fact that they each try to save the other using the best means they’ve got at their disposal, the ones they’ve used their whole lives: rapunzel bargaining with mother gothel and promising away pieces of herself- this time all of herself- in exchange for his safety, Eugene pulling one final scam and trick when he feigns tenderly touching her face so he can actually cut off all her hair and set her free. the fact that Eugene’s plan works but as a result he dies, Flynn dies. (he told us this at the beginning, “this is the story of how I died” but remember- it’s a fun story.) The fact that the swashbuckling rogue and trickster and thief Flynn DIES so that rapunzel, the girl who never got to have a life, can LIVE. The fact that after one final successful trick Flynn dies so Eugene, little lost orphan boy, can rise again in his final and only role as a good man and as rapunzel’s husband- all of these make tangled the masterpiece it is. in this essay I will

OP where’s the essaaaaay

I forever love this woman

This doesn’t just strike a chord with me, it’s the whole gosh darn song.

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

The thing is, any time a movie cast is all women, it’s About Them Being Women. Their womanhood is central to the plot. You can’t swap them out with men because the plot falls apart. An all female cast is always, first and foremost, a group of women. An all male cast is a group of con artists or scientists or pilots or paranormal investigators or lawyers – their personalities drive the plot, not the fact that they’re men. So that’s WHY you can take most all male casts and make them all female without changing the story much. Because men are seen as the default while women are a special separate category.

To be fair I would 100% watch a genderswapped Legally Blonde. Just to see them try. It would have to be so damned convoluted.