if I misspelt somethig, no I didnt

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

for anyone who doesn’t get it: that cat is trying to sneak in by wearing a bunny disguise like solid snake 👆

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

Putting together IKEA furniture is easy as hell actually, for as long as you know how to follow simple visual instructions, have a buddy with you who can also follow instructions, and both of you can communicate with each other about what you're going to do next and how you'll do it.

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Oh boy, a bunch of stone spikes standing in a barren wasteland. I'm certain this is a place of honor, and that many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. A place of value to be sure!

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless