The Ramblings of an Almost-Adult

— Brandon Sanderson (via quotemadness)

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— how does memory forget?

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

Kassandra is just going around Ancient Greece seducing women and having dudes pay her to sleep with their wives.

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

“We’ll Be Reunited Someday” - @bkcollage

— Sylvia Plath

— Tatiana Luboviski-Acosta, from The Easy Body

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride