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Getting to work on my Dashcon cosplay!!
WARNING!! THE RESTLESS SPIRIT OF THE PART OF ME THAT DIED FOREVER IN THE BALLPIT LAST JULY IS VENGEFUL AND WISHES ME HARM!!! IT MAY DESTROY ALL WHO BEAR MY VISAGE!!! MUPPET JOKER COSPLAYERS BEWARE: THE GHOST OF MUPPET JOKER HAUNTS THE BALLPIT AND AIMS TO KILL!!!!!!!! Excellent craftsmanship though
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Psst, hey, so like. *Ehem* let's get one thing straight. You have to win the tumblr sexyman tournament 2026. It's not a request. You HAVE TO. For the fans.
It's time to stop being a loser and start being a horse!!
I promise I'll try my best. Just don't turn me into a horse, please
This is actually a good idea, I’ll be alerting the council…
Now I'm scared
can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO
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The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park
Cool, not me though.
In this life you're a weed smoker or a smeed woker
In dis wife yoo’we a weed smokew ow a smeed wokew UwU
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HOW DO YOU
Went for a walk the other day
EDIT: STOP TAGGING THIS WITH GAY PEOPLE! THIS IS ABOUT BEING HETEROSEXUAL AND GOING FOR A HET WALK. DO NOT DERAIL!!!! I WILL KILL YOU.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE A SCOURGE UPON THIS PLATFORM
I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before
I wiww wock in tomowwow wike nopony has evew wocked in befowe UwU
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I rirr rock in tororror rike nopony has ever rocked in before o_o
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So it is yoo, my shadow sewf, my owdest enemy… UwU
May Satan have mercy on your soul.
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.
Good work everyone.
I think we can do better.
Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”
Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this
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hiccups are VERY STUPID. you stupid diaphragm I am NOT A FISH
hiccups awe VEWY STOOPID!! :3 yoo stoopid diaphwagm I am NOT A FISHY UwU
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I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.
So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.
this kinda reads like a croaker post ngl
