This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

Questions to ask yourself before you leave the house

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

yes I overthink but I also over-love

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

I’ve made it my mission to drink more water bUT NOW I NEED TO PEE ALL THE TIME. I’M DOING THIS FOR YOU, COACH. I’M DOING THIS FOR THE TEAM

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

my house is haunted because i live here