Anyone care for an atomic gin fizz?

“Long Subway Ride” by Brianna Langford

this is not a tutorial this is just me rambling

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a claims bill in June granting Cure $817,000 in compensation for his conviction and imprisonment, along with educational benefits, and he received those funds in August.

Afterglow….

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

this may never happen again! destiny knocks but once, and yours is stephanie lauter. you lucky son of a bitch.

and they all proceeded to boil the absolute fuck out of the beans the second they were placed under pressure

i never wanted you anyway

Pete & Steph!! I love this show so much.