emma perkins is truly the woman of all time. she is so so mean. she falls for the human equivalent of white bread. she sold pot in high school. she flips off customers of the coffee shop she works at. she’s a robot sometimes. her sister is a car. she survived the apocalypse. she died. she grows magic weed. she threw an endangered bird into a wood chipper because it took over her house and made her sleep in a barn. she spat blood in a man’s face. she spits in people’s drinks. she has beef with an 18 year old. she screamed at a cop.