I'm just going to advocate for small dicks here for a moment-
For every girl out there who complains about dudes with ‘small dicks’, please note the AVERAGE penis size is 5-5.7" long. For all bros out there who feel they fall short in the sack, don’t worry- there are girls like myself out there who know that it’s more than just about size, and that every dude with a 'large’ dick I’ve ever fucked, has fucking sucked and tried to ride (HAH) on the coat-tails of their penis’ glory.
Specifically why do I feel that I need to advocate for this cause? Because as a girl with female friends, I hear alot of complaining about how small their boobs are, or how fugly they think their boxes are. There is a huge double standard in regards to penises and vaginas, and it’s done by both sides.. Girls, if you can’t get off with a guy with a smaller dick than the 20 other 6" dudes you’ve let plow your dirty business, it’s because your vagina is wider than the Panama Canal, or you aren’t telling them how to physically get you off.
I’ve had sex with some dudes with fairly short attributes, and you know what? Guys with smaller dicks fuck better than any coast-by-Ken-doll. If you want dat deep tip, GO DOGGY. Chances are, your vagina is only 3-4" long- (although some of you baby laying folks have expanded vaginas of 5-7", so the internet tells me, which again isn’t any dude’s fault and not a reason to blame him for his AVERAGE manliness) WHY DO YOU NEED a 10" dick to 'get you off’? Fuck girl, I’d cry! There’s no room in there for that business- there just isn’t. Please stop blaming the male population for things that you would sob about if they did to you. Also, once you have someone tell you your vagina looks fugly, please watch The Perfect Vagina, and stop crying. All this genitalia hate- the question isn't why can’t all men have big dicks, it's why can’t you vocalize that you need some extra/different lovin’s to obtain an orgasm, ya dumb fucking cunt :S This also applies to ALL hate towards genitals- whether it be circumsized, uncircumsized, floppy labia, short labia, no labia, big nipples, small nipples, no breasts, huge breasts, trans breasts, etc. STOP YOUR DOUBLE STANDARD SHIT Rant over~*~*~*~















