yellow and rose

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

Crucially, this is being led by a lot of Democrats. This is not just Republicans sneaking bullshit in while they have the power to simply not listen to anyone; your democratic representatives will continue to co-sponsor and speak in support of this unless they know you, their voters, do not want them to.

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

floats face down past your blog

i fucking hate being old enough to know better. im not gonna

i refuse.

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not