yellow and rose

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

floats face down past your blog

i fucking hate being old enough to know better. im not gonna

i refuse.

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

Having a chronic illness

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

I hope disabled and intersex people with "embarassing" and "scary" and very misunderstood and dismissed symptoms and characteristics have a good day today. I hope today is free of ridicule, shame, and humiliation. I hope today is a day free of pain.