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shawty i dont

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands

mankind? No. man mean

a relationship isn’t always 50/50. some days a person will struggle. you suck it up and pick up that 80/20 cus they need you. that’s love.

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

My blood has been completely replaced by cherry coke don’t even try me

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

there was a financial crisis

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

I was 14 and I remember the financial crisis far more than most of the year’s tunes. We all lit a candle for Northern Rock and I also remember me and my mate going ‘round the school during vaccination day and telling as many as we could that ‘’they’re only using one needle per 100 people cos of the credit crunch’’. 

i lit a candle for soulja boys crank that

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

High quality news reporting.

Look at this sweet baby y'all!!

I love when babies grab hold of your face and aggressively try to eat it like wow thank you for choosing me 😭