JON

alone on a    night? god youre . go to bed

alright. whatever throats your goat

lord the women you put on earth to enjoy media are being forced to log in to outlook and microsoft teams

you're in her dms, I'm on google looking up nutrient rich soils I'd keep her in if she was a worm

*cocks penis* *shoots cum* *reloads balls*

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

having a sister is like girl what is your deal

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

My tits mmmm so large and heavy with knowledge

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

it's always fuckin thursday around here

Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention

defend my thesis? like with a sword?