The Zombiest

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day

😂🤔

@wiseupmissrachel not a cop

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

That’s brilliant

‪Outkast singing “If what they say is nothing lasts forever then what makes love the exception” in Hey Ya was too deep when it was released in 2003 and it’s still too deep today‬

BIIIITTTTTCCCHHH I AM SCREEEAAMIINNGGGG LMFAO I CANT MAKE IT PAST 0:36

BRUUHHHH just extra as tf

Wooooooowwwww extra af goals

this how extra i aspire to be lmfao

I’m fucking dead!! Nah seriously someone gotta cut her a check!!!

so talented

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

I love the dangerous woman tour

ok but who entrusted this child with alien technology

“This child” happens to be Ariana Grande have some respect

me emerging from my hole to loudly complain

Same

yeah! woo!