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every day i wake up and i have to come up with foods to eat

you can switch to firefox you can install ublock origin you can learn html you can delete tiktok you can read wikipedia just for the fun of it you MUST kill your google brand loyalty where it stands before it can harm you more. the internet is such a beautiful place if only you learn to see and use it right

This band is more powerful than I realized!

So powerful it’s causing retroactive divorces

how grateful i am to not be a teenager during the era of tiktok

to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s crappy weather, not for  behavior that normally gets one banned from a strip club. 

This is even better with context

@fortes-fortuna-iogurtum

“Scully, you’re not going to believe this.”

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

Necroprancer

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

true but does she have a top lip

dismantling kylie’s entire makeup line with only one lip? QUEEN!