we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Product Placement
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EXPECTATIONS
macklin celebrini has autism
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Discoholic πͺ©
Keni
Kiana Khansmith
if i look back, i am lost
taylor price
RMH
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$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
Claire Keane
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@theyforcedmetogetablog
Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.
Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.
Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind
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The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, βoh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!β And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound youβve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, βmy what?β
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:
it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE
squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED
i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar
a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:
and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)
:)
Iβve been cackling about this for like five minutes now
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O-okay, letβs get into this, shall we?
*grumbling* Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker- *shouting* Lex Luthor, by like, a fucking mile!
Yes, yes, working for Lex Luthor is basically like being an Amazon employee that makes weapons of mass destruction, which is bad. Lex is like Donald Trump mixed with Mark Zuckerberg mixed with Jeffrey fucking Bezos, itβs not a great mix. He does not treat his henchmen well. Their lives still suck, and they are probably monitored on how long they take piss breaks for.
But letβs analyze what working for Lex Luthor is like versus the fucking Joker. With Lex you probably get a dental plan, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that youβre fighting really cares about human life. Superman will hit you just long enough to knock you out, so youβre not a treat, so he can stop the problem.
If you work for the Joker, your payment is youβre not fucking dead. You say one wrong thing? Bang. You donβt laugh at his jokes? Bang! You do laugh at his jokes? Bang! You think Joker gives a fuck about a henchman?
Whoβs Lex Luthorβs right-hand-man? Itβs a woman, you sexist, her name is Mercy, sheβs awesome. Whoβs Jokerβs right-hand-man? Bob? Nah, heβs dead. Harley? Tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy?
The best case scenario of working for the Joker is that you fight the fucking Batman! And that presents its own fucking list of problems. If you stop Superman as a Lex Luthor henchman, Lexβll be pissed, but heβll be at least happy that Superman was caught. If you stop Batman as a Joker henchman, you better have a fucking coffin picked out yesterday.
This isnβt a fun hypothetical question, this is a screening technique that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health! There is a right and a wrong answer to this question, and the correct one is Lex fucking Luthor. Thank you for coming to my fucking Ted Talk, have a nice day.
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Bitch neither I work for Wayne Industries, they got better offers than work these clowns:
batmans secret special attack is offering all of his enemys henchmen a living wage and guaranteed healthcare
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lmao, shout out to Ethan and Ben!
Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.
Hey, donβt cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore
Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths
A Book of Creatures by @a-book-of-creatures doesn't update these days but is another thing along these lines, really huge, fully illustrated all by the author and cites all sources
affirmations:
- itβs fun to be awake & in an upright position
- consciousness is a gift
- i CAN do this anymore
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always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not βοΈ they're doing coke
It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK
Im craving... $000,000
Check your Venmo :)π€
STOPPP YOU DIDNT
So I have been buying random lots of miniature things on shopgoodwill.com, which means occasionally I get truly delightful surprises in the mail. For instance: a couple weeks ago I got this little guy. His name is Tae, short for Tinest Awoo Ever:
Today in another lot of random brass things I was delighted to find this fellow, who I have named Mid (Most Ittybitty Donkey):
They are now best friends and they live in my desk.
Just in case it wasn't clear how tiny these guys are, here they are with a standard six-sided die.
This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.
evergreen
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dancing like butterfly wings for @imthisyearsold
