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In case youâre feeling down today...
In case you feel down today, just remember that the Norwegian Royal Guard has a penguin as their Colonel-in-Chief. This penguin legitemately fucking inspects the troops and fucking outranks so many people. His name is Sir Nils Olav, and he was knighted by the actual friggin King. Remember him. Remember Sir Nils Olav and feel better.Â
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This is not my prompt list, but I honestly canât remember where I found this list when I wrote it out on paper to work on as it was a while back. If anyone knows, please send me a message and Iâll give credit or delete this post entirely.
Introduction
Complicated
Making History
Rivalry
Unbreakable
Obsession
Eternity
Gateway
Death
Opportunities
33%
Dead Wrong
Running Away
Judgement
Seeking Solace
Excuses
Vengeance
Love
Tears
My Inspiration
Never Again
Online
Failure
Rebirth
Breaking Away
Forever and a Day
Lost and Found
Light
Dark
Faith
Colors
Exploration
Seeing Red
Shades of Grey
Forgotten
Dreamer
Mist
Burning
Out of Time
Knowing How
Fork in the Road
Start
Natureâs Fury
At Peace
Heart Song
Reflection
Perfection
Everyday Magic
Umbrella
Party
Troubling Thoughts
Stirring of the Wind
Future
Health and Healing
Seperation
Everything for You
Slow Down
Heartfelt Apology
Challenged
Exhaustion
Accuracy
Irregular Orbit
Cold Embrace
Frost
A Moment in Time
Dangerous Territory
Boundaries
Unsettling Revelations
Shattered
Bitter Silence
The True You
Pretense
Patience
Midnight
Shadows
Summer Haze
Memories
Change in the Weather
Illogical
Only Human
A Place to Belong
Advantage
Breakfast
Echoes
Falling
Picking Up the Pieces
Gunshot
Possession
Twilight
Nowhere and Nothing
Answers
Innocence
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Reality
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Game
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If youâve ever wondered how intense the Australian wildlife is, in the 20th Century we had to wage war on emus because they were destroying the farm land. So we sent the army up north with machine guns in what is now called the Great Emu War.
We lost.
And if the title pictured above isnât enough for you, this fantastic article published by the Scientific American can be found here.
Here is an excerpt from it:
â Led by Major G.P.W. Meredith of the Seventh Heavy Battery of the Royal Australian Artillery, the army set out on 2 November 1932, determined to gun down a group of 50 birds in the district of Campion. They moved in formation behind the birds, and the birds answered their organised assault with inspired chaos, scattering themselves in all directions to minimise the casualties. But despite their best efforts, says Johnson, âthe first blood in the bizarre âEmu Warâ had thus been drawn by the Australian army."
It was game. on.
Two days later, the emus had their revenge. Concealed gunners sighted 1,000 emus nearby, and waited patiently for them to make their way over. At point-blank range, says Johnson, the soldiers open fired, felling maybe 10, 12 emus. But then the machine-gun jammed. The emus scattered once again, having delivered 1,000 of their fluffy hides into the hands of the soldiers before snatching almost all of them back just as quickly. The media had a field day, quoting one of the recruits as saying:
"The emus have proved that they are not so stupid as they are usually considered to be. Each mob has its leader, always an enormous black-plumed bird standing fully six-feet high, who keeps watch while his fellows busy themselves with the wheat. At the first suspicious sign, he gives the signal, and dozens of heads stretch up out of the crop. A few birds will take fright, starting a headlong stampede for the scrub, the leader always remaining until his followers have reached safety.â
The army tried gunning them down in moving trucks, but found they couldnât aim properly at their speedy foes. A lone victim rendered himself a nuisance all the way to the end, his corpse getting tangled up in the vehicleâs steering equipment, which caused it to veer off and destroy half a length of somebodyâs fence.
"On 8 November, it was reported that Major Meredithâs party had used 2,500 rounds of ammunition - twenty-five per cent of the allotted total - to destroy 200 emus,â says Johnson. "When one New South Wales state Labor politician enquired whether âa medal was to be struck for those taking part in this warâ, his federal counterpart in Western Australia, responded that they should rightly go to the emus who âhave won every round so farâ.â Â
A second campaign was mounted by Major Meredith on 13 November 1932, killing 40 emus. Two days later, barely any, but about a month later its was reported that 100 emus were being killed every week. Even so, Meredith did the maths and found that it took 10 bullets to bring down every one emu, which was a pretty dismal effort. He was recalled and - all praise our skittery warrior bird-giants - the Great Emu War had finally come to an end. â
And if the title pictured above isnât enough for you, this fantastic article published by the Scientific American can be found here.
Here is an excerpt from it:
â Led by Major G.P.W. Meredith of the Seventh Heavy Battery of the Royal Australian Artillery, the army set out on 2 November 1932, determined to gun down a group of 50 birds in the district of Campion. They moved in formation behind the birds, and the birds answered their organised assault with inspired chaos, scattering themselves in all directions to minimise the casualties. But despite their best efforts, says Johnson, âthe first blood in the bizarre âEmu Warâ had thus been drawn by the Australian army."
It was game. on.
Two days later, the emus had their revenge. Concealed gunners sighted 1,000 emus nearby, and waited patiently for them to make their way over.At point-blank range, says Johnson, the soldiers open fired, felling maybe 10, 12 emus. But then the machine-gun jammed. The emus scattered once again, having delivered 1,000 of their fluffy hides into the hands of the soldiers before snatching almost all of them back just as quickly. The media had a field day, quoting one of the recruits as saying:
"The emus have proved that they are not so stupid as they are usually considered to be. Each mob has its leader, always an enormous black-plumed bird standing fully six-feet high, who keeps watch while his fellows busy themselves with the wheat. At the first suspicious sign, he gives the signal, and dozens of heads stretch up out of the crop. A few birds will take fright, starting a headlong stampede for the scrub, the leader always remaining until his followers have reached safety.â
The army tried gunning them down in moving trucks, but found they couldnât aim properly at their speedy foes. A lone victim rendered himself a nuisance all the way to the end, his corpse getting tangled up in the vehicleâs steering equipment, which caused it to veer off and destroy half a length of somebodyâs fence.
"On 8 November, it was reported that Major Meredithâs party had used 2,500 rounds of ammunition - twenty-five per cent of the allotted total - to destroy 200 emus,â says Johnson. "When one New South Wales state Labor politician enquired whether âa medal was to be struck for those taking part in this warâ, his federal counterpart in Western Australia, responded that they should rightly go to the emus who âhave won every round so farâ.â Â
A second campaign was mounted by Major Meredith on 13 November 1932, killing 40 emus. Two days later, barely any, but about a month later its was reported that 100 emus were being killed every week. Even so, Meredith did the maths and found that it took 10 bullets to bring down every one emu, which was a pretty dismal effort. He was recalled and - all praise our skittery warrior bird-giants - the Great Emu War had finally come to an end. â
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Ring the bell. School is in session because I am so done with all of this anti-cop mentality.Â
Let me elucidate this issue for some of you people who have just jumped on the bandwagon of âF*** THE POLICE!!!â and âCOPS ARE GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT AND EVEN IF THEYâRE RULED INNOCENT, ITâS CLEARLY THE BROKEN SYSTEM SO WEâRE GOING TO PROTEST, RIOT, AND BURN DOWN OUR OWN THINGS THAT SOME PEOPLE IN OUR COMMUNITY HAVE WORKED ALL THEIR LIVES TO HAVE, LIKE PLACES OF BUSINESS!!!â without having your facts straight, or really, without even waiting for all of the facts:
This is exactly the same problem that the very ones protesting complain about. Because they are taking a whole group of people, and they are lumping them all together, and they are doling out judgement upon all of them, in all situations, all of the time.
Hereâs what people as a whole donât seem to understand.
A taser or pepper spray doesnât always incapacitate someone hyped up on drugs. Shooting someone in the knee or somewhere else thatâs been deemed ânon-lethalâ by someone who doesnât know what theyâre talking about (because, for the record, anything can be lethal), well that doesnât always stop a person. Especially someone whoâs too messed up at the time to feel or process the pain, or someone so determined to cause pain. Theyâll just keep coming.Â
If you can subdue them long enough to get cuffs on them, great. Might take a few officers depending on how drugged up, or sometimes even just how high their pain threshold/tolerance is or if they have enough adrenaline going to not feel pain.
And then thereâs some people who just donât listen to what the police tell them. They charge the police, with a knife, with a gun, with a heavy stick, it. doesnât. matter.Â
Because all it takes is the officer being on the ground, all it takes is that officer getting into a struggle that they wonât win, getting their firearm taken from them, and then THEY are the ones dead. Not the perpetrator they were trying to apprehend, and I donât care how âangelicâ their families say they were. There have been plenty of those cases disproven lately through video footage, but you donât see that on the news stations because it doesnât fit the current narrative.
There are instances, whether the general public believes it or not, when the police officersâ lives are in peril, and they have to make a choice: do you pull the trigger? Anywhere you shoot could prove fatal, immediately or through complications is the only divider there. In essence, you are deciding: me or them? Adrenaline racing, heart pounding, raise the gun and fire. Sometimes itâs survivable; sometimes itâs fatal.
But bad guys donât hesitate in that moment.
Cops that hesitate to pull the trigger in that moment of life or death get killed. Cops who donât have the heart to pull the trigger it if it comes down to it, get killed.Â
Then itâs their families with a loss when they were just trying to help people and serve their communities. Thatâs what you donât hear on the news as often. Guess itâs not âcontroversialâ enough to merit attention, unless of course itâs several at once being picked off by a coward of a sniper in Dallas while the policeââthe very people that were being protested that dayââwere trying to save the very people protesting them. Which FYI, was the deadliest day for law enforcement since SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, yâknow, after which we celebrated our law enforcement and other first responders for the risks they were willing to take, for the fact that they were willing to and that many did give up their lives so that others could live, that many left behind families so that others could return to theirs.
So, no thank you, I will not sit here and listen to or read or watch on the news, all this rhetoric about police as a whole being racist, and I will not sit by passively as crowds of people scream, âF*** THE POLICE!!! PIGS IN A BLANKET!!!! WHAT DO WE WANT? DEAD COPS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!!!â Or as these crowds throw Molotov cocktails into police cars or into police stations or into completely unrelated places of business. You have a right to PEACEABLY assemble, not to act like a mob in a monster movie. You have a right to state your opinion but that doesnât mean that itâs fact, and it doesnât mean that nobody else has a right to state their own or to rebut without being crucified.
I donât condone or support dirty cops who kill just because they think that they can, but those are very few and far between. Most shootings are good cops who end up killing, too, and they shouldnât have to be dragged through the mud because the last thing they wanted to do was shoot anybody.
But, regardless, the public and news media demonize them while they already deal with the consequences because they always wonder, âdid I screw up?â âWere there any other options?â Sometimes there just arenât in the case of the police, and people need to understand that.
All instances of a police officer firing a weapon should be looked at, within the police department, as to whether it was clean shoot or not.
But it shouldnât be a matter for the public until itâs ruled as an actual act of malice or prejudice or whatever else, because the public doesnât deal with the dangers or the responsibility every day. They donât tell their families goodbye, and leave with the absolute and constant uncertainty of whether or not theyâll be back home after their tour.
Ultimately, police are a type of soldier. Theyâre the front lines at home. Sure there are some bad cops, but there are some bad everybody last time I checked. Donât demonize all cops for a few, like all soldiers were demonized in Vietnam for a few.Â
And to be perfectly clear, why donât we all just step back for a moment and remember that there are bad apples in every profession. Teachers, doctors, priests, the list goes on and on. But we donât demonize all of them for what a few have done and continue to do, do we? We donât protest them in the streets. We donât burn down businesses because any of them have done something wrong.
The police officers are making a huge sacrifice and laying their lives on the line every single day so that other peopleââwho ARENâT making the commitment or taking on the BURDENââcan stay safe, and most people have no idea, they havenât even the SLIGHTEST understanding of what thatâs like. Which should maybe be kept in mind next time itâs on the news about a cop firing a weapon, whether itâs a fatality or not.Â
So how about, before jumping to conclusions, you follow the established method of our legal system and allow the cops to be innocent until proven guilty? How about everyone refrain from pointing fingers until the verdict is in? How about if you have such a damn problem with cops, you go work their job instead? You get a badge and a gun and every danger and responsibility that comes with that and you walk the streets in their shoes, and you fix the damn âproblemâ instead of being a part of it by rioting and making threats and destroying things simply because you can or supporting this anti-cop mentality.
Hereâs a thought to summarize:Â
Just act like a decent human being with respect and compassion and understanding and common sense.
Put that in your Vape and smoke it, Sherlocks.
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PUT ONE IN MY BOX TO START A MIDDLE EARTH AU!
DANGEROUS ENCOUNTERS:
âWhat was that sound? It sounded like a screech on the air.âÂ
âI feel the presence of a shadow, cold as ice. I think a wraith haunts our steps.âÂ
âThatâs a really big spider!â
âIf we can just get across the Fords of Bruinen, we will be safe!â
âAi! A balrog has come!â
âYrch! Orcs! Do not fear. The Wardens will protect you.â
âWhat is that thing? The chill of it steals my very breath.â
âNo, no, wake up! Wake up! Weâre surrounded by Barrow-Wrights!â
âItâs the Watcher in the Water! Run for the doors!â
âI do not trust this tunnel, or this stair.â
âCaradhras is acting against us! The cruel mountain has summoned an avalanche!â
âThe White Wizard approaches.â
âNazgul! Retreat! Retreat for Minas Tirith!â
âWraiths on wings!â
âThe trees, NAME! The trees sound like theyâre talking!â
âI do not trust this WillowâŚbut I am sleepyâŚâ
âCome back to the light!â
âBack, demon of flame! You shall not pass!â
âTrolls! Hide here!â
ââŚThe wind has risen, like a gale. What is that shadow that blots out the sun? It looks almost likeâŚDRAGON!â more under cut!
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In case your blog gets terminated!
yesterday, i was editing my theme and when I clicked the save button it wouldnât let me save. so i exited, but tumblr logged me out! when i tried to log back in, this shows up:
i panicked and searched online for resolutions, then i found this post(thank you thesassycat!) basically you click âcontact supportâ and write an email to tumblr explaining what happened. be specific if you can. contact them through the contact support page only, they dont accept emails to [email protected] anymore. itâs not included in that post, but make sure to write your ip address too(you can find out what it is here). hereâs the problem, you donât have access to your tumblr email. after you write your request, explain the issue regarding what happened to your old email(password forgotten, etc). then send the case. i wrote something like:
âHello! I was editing my tumblr theme and suddenly tumblr terminated me without warning. I would like to know why my account been terminated and would like to get it back. My IP address is _____ and my blog URL is http://bapogichi.tumblr.com. I am using another email because my old one isnât accessible recently. Thank youâÂ
it will be converted into a âticketâ and placed in a queue so be very patient! they will notify you when they received your request, follow their advice and DO NOT send another request if eg. you missed a detail or whatever, keep it in the same thread! usually it will be answered within a day, so please relax and dont do what i did where i panicked hahhaha mine was answered around 11pm (11am in new york time)
they will respond to you and explain why they terminated your blog(mine was because of a spam issue) and may ask you to delete or refrain from posting stuff regarding it(eg. illegal music..) orr it may have been a mistake. make sure to thank them.
so yeah, share this to someone who had this problem, also be careful and please donât panic

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Reasons Role Players Abandon Their Blogs:
They get ignored, feel unwanted or easily replaceable.    â Insecurities have a way with getting the best of us. In a community where muns are dropped because real life restricts their time online, or someone else replies more quickly, itâs easy to feel like you donât matter⌠Especially if youâre one of the blogs being dropped as though youâre nothing more than a reply generator.Â
They feel like youâre only writing with them for their muse / that theyâre part of a collection.    â Admit it, we all have our favorite face claims / characters that we want interactions with, but thereâs a difference between loving a face claim or character, and collecting them like pokemon. No, kids⌠You really donât have to catch them all. In fact, a lot of people get turned off and feel like they mean less to you because you have so many of the same muse writing with you, and definitely if all of your threads / interactions become too similar.Â
They feel like you only want their muse for smut purposes.    â Who doesnât love a good smut thread? Some people write only smut, and thatâs fine, but there are some that donât take their partnerâs feelings into consideration. If you want to write smut, or do nothing but shippy things, thatâs great. You do you and have fun. But some people donât like when theyâve been hounded for smut over and over. Please be respectful of this fact.
âIâll follow you/write with you everywhere!â except for that blog⌠   â Weâve all heard this from people that offer praise from time to time. Iâll write with every muse youâve got! (until you slap a self promo on the dash for that female muse, that other-fandom muse or an oc youâve poured your heart into⌠Then when you get excited about said muse, they lie to you with âI didnât know that was you!â as though theyâd missed the 30 self reblogs of that promo you made for your new muse.Â
Too many âtell me you like meâ memes reblogged, but not sent in.    â As much as we all hate feeling like nothing more than a meme archive, these are the worst memes to get swiped from your blog, only to receive nothing in your inbox. It wouldnât kill you to send in the symbol or a little bit of something to make someone feel good. Youâre following them for a reason, arenât you? Tell them that!
They get ignored out of character simply because they arenât sending constant replies, memes, etc.    â People seem to think that, if you arenât keeping their muse entertained, you arenât worth talking to as a person. You see them on the dash talking about having no one, about needing attention, and you think âthen⌠what am I to them?â Just because your partner isnât clinging to your muse and making you their top priority doesnât mean you canât talk to them out of character, that you canât plot with the other muses they have so youâre interacting, no matter which blog either of you are on. There are people behind these blogs. Living, breathing people that - if they liked you on one blog, they should like you on another. Stop treating them like only your favorite muse of theirs matters â not the writer behind it.Â
⌠They lost muse
Sometimes it pays off to send a little random love and positivity to people. You never know when someone could be seconds away from never signing on again. Tell your partners what a great job theyâre doing, that you appreciate them as a mun and as an rp partner, and that you value their attention and interactions. It only takes a few seconds to share a few nice words and let someone know that they mean something.Â
That moment when you realize that Captain Cold(âs actor) was Mariah Careyâs love interest in two music videos:Â
Itâs Like That  and  We Belong Together.Â
âŚâŚâŚ Well then.