rp memes galore

★ college is fucking expensive but i managed to pay off my loans by being an underwear model but you’re the kid i literally can’t stand and you’ve found my adverts

★ we’re both in this boring lecture and i’m peeking over your shoulder as you look up funny vines on your laptop and oh no i just laughed really loudly

★ someone put superglue on the doorknob to your room and i have some acetone nail polish but it’s funny to see you struggle for a bit

★ we both have midterm papers to write but you look super hot screaming at your laptop and oh whoops i’m suddenly in your lap

★ you’re my roommate and i’m trying to sleep but you keep eating chips really loudly and i think i’m planning murder

★ we’re both running to get to class but the prof only lets one person be late long story short you’re on the ground after i may or may not have tripped you

★ you just watched me make a really unappetizing meal in the cafeteria and i can feel you judging me, fuck off

❝ Don't be afraid. There's the two of us now. ❞

❝ Does it bother you that I'm not a virgin? ❞

❝ You weren’t the first lass I kissed... but i swear you’ll be the last. ❞

❝ Where did you learn to kiss like that? ❞

❝ I prayed I’d be strong enough to send ye away. ❞

❝ That's not precisely what I had in mind. ❞

❝ If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. ❞

❝ I'm afraid if I start I shall never stop. ❞

❝ I bloody well can't do without you. ❞

❝ If you ever raise a hand to me again I’ll cut out your heart and fry it for breakfast. ❞

❝ I didn’t say I wanted an apology, did I? If I recall aright, what I said was ‘Bite me again.’ ❞

❝ Now, then. What does ‘fucking’ mean? ❞

❝ I can bear pain, myself, but I could not bear yours. That would take more strength than I have. ❞

❝ Your wig is crooked.  ❞

❝ People disappear all the time. ❞

❝ The future is never set in stone, remember that. ❞

❝ I am tired of trying to hold things together that cannot be held. ❞

❝ I have tried to let you go and I cannot. I cannot stop thinking of you. I cannot stop dreaming about you. ❞

❝ What did you wish for? ❞

❝ You are breaking my heart. ❞

❝ you built me dreams instead. ❞

❝ I believe you have my umbrella. ❞

❝ Well, fuck. ❞

❝ You need to understand your limitations so you can overcome them. ❞

❝ Do me a favor and marry someone who will take decent care of the sheep. ❞

❝ I am already married .❞

❝ Is magic not enough to live for? ❞

❝ I worry hope will crush me, the way love has so many times before. ❞

❝ You don't need to understand the rules. You need to follow them. ❞

❝ Have you ever thought about it, about simply leaving? ❞

❝ If I am to be saved it is because your love redeems me. ❞ 

❝ All I wanted was to be loved for myself. ❞

❝ Tonight I gave you my soul, and I am dead. ❞

❝ Our lives are one masked ball. ❞

❝ He would commit murder for me. ❞

❝ I am dying of love. ❞

❝ Are you afraid that you will change your mind?  ❞

❝ let us fly at once! ❞

❝ Destiny has chained you to me forever! ❞

❝ I sing only for you! ❞