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"That was no dream, dude."

"___, quit being creepy!"

"That picture's taken out of context."

"Would it be a new low if I ate that?"

"I don't know what we're doing here, but i am loving these mustaches."

"Don't come back, I don't care for y'all."

"Saved it!"

"Have you been getting my texts? Do I have to send you more texts?"

"This would be a lot more fun with batteries."

"Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless?"

"Scrub scrub."

"Hey, Schmebulock, get my cologne!"

"Is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?"

"Shhh, we're having a moment."

"Next time, do your own dirty work."

"I can't believe this is happening."

"Wanna play bus seat treasure hunt?"

"Ooo, miscellaneous fluid stain!"

"What's closest to your current situation: raccoon in the engine, or angry grandparent won't leave bus?"

"Is this the thing that exploded?"

"Watch the hair!"

"One time I caught him/her stealing my moisturizer."

"Good luck, bucko."

"There's a bat in the kitchen! It tried to touch me with its weird little bat fingers."

"I bet you can't."

"Lick that elbow! Lick that elbow!"

"I'm guessing you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy..."

"Thumbs up? Thumbs down?"

"Figured there'd be a lot more hot old ladies."

"I'm never letting go of your leg!"

"Looking at them hurts my eyes."

"Espero que muera."

"Non-specific excuse!"

"Opening and closing doors is fun!"

"Sweet Sally!"

"It's funny how dumb you are."

"You're a cool dude, but... this isn't cool, dude."

"Whatever that was, it's gone forever."

"It's everything I ever feared!"

"You're a lot more clever than you look."

"I'll be watching you."

"Group hug!?"

"Hey, you feel that?"

"I got stuck in there once!"

"Uh oh, cuddle time."

"Maybe we're the ones that should be put outside."

"You'll be fendin' off smooches with a stick."

"This was poorly planned."

"He's a fat, naked jerk."

"I'm watchin' you, pig."

"I'll go make us victory nachos."

"No dice, cowboy!"

"You punched a pterodactyl in the face?"

"Look, a fairy!"

"Bros before dinos!"

"Need someone to tag along and tell weird personal stories?"

"So there I am fightin' a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally!"

"Oh, is someone talking right now? Because I can't hear them."

"Yeah, you would enjoy this."

"We're trapped!"

"That's kind of sappy."

"Tough luck, sucker."

"Look at him, he's taunting me."

"Oh no. She/he got into the smile dip again!"

"I'll just be. over. here."

"What the heck are you up to?"

"It's called romance, kid."

"You wanna practice your obsessed boy band scream?"

"I'm not gonna let a keep out sign keep us out."

"We want to give you sev'ral kisses!"

"Someone's coming!"

"You call that a pout?"

"Trying hard not to let my brain explode!"

"I don't know what they are, but I wanna kiss one."

"We're doin' something wrong here, but I can't put my finger on it."

"We will cut you."

"Just a few more minutes."

"Prepare to have your mind blown."

"I'll rewind your face!"

"Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."

"Yo, you gonna share that?"

"Songs are like hugs that mouths give the ears."

"I'm starting to feel guilty here."

"And that's why I've got to let you go."

"I actually thought it was sweet, you big liar."

"If it makes you feel any better, the apocalypse is coming soon."

"Friendship, repaired."

"They won't last a week."

"Is that legal?"

"The judges say it's out of bounds."

"You're out of bounds."

"Sleepover!"

"You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!"

"Actually it felt good that time."

"Last night, an owl tried to eat my tongue."

"Washing clothes is a waste of time! I'm a busy guy/girl!"

"Magic money pants?"

"Boom! Mystery door."

"This room gives me major creep-o vibes."

"Ten suck up points for ___."

"I'll kill you!"

"I have seen the face of beauty."

"I'm like a suck up ninja."

"Am I in your body?"

"Ugh. Braces are horrible! It's like my mouth hates me."

"Tie your shoes!"

"Those cannibals are on to something, I taste delicious."

"Your face looks like a butt!"

"Nobody thinks it's cute when I lie naked on the floor."

"No boys/girls allowed!"

"A bearded witch chasin' a talkin' pig!"

"And now you know where babies come from."

"You had me at 'shut up old man.'"

"___ has the voice of a robot."

"Who wants to give my brother/sister a makeover?"

"I am a boy now!"

"Give me my body back!"

"Well, I guess I'm a pig now. So that's a thing."

"Here, I won't fight you for it."

"Lemme get that spot you can never reach."

"Do you wanna have a sleepover?"

"You called my bluff, pig."

"It's best not to think about it."

"Is it getting hot out here, or is it just that guy/girl?"

"Can't you go one week without having a crush on some random guy/girl?"

"I make the rules, sucka!"

"I've been laughing for too long."

"How long have you been under water?"

"I'm afraid I cannot, for I have a terrible secret!"

"I'm upset... Yet intrigued!"

"Oh, this is happening."

"And now to sit on it, thereby claiming it as my own."

"Race you to the no running sign!"

"How long you in for?"

"It's sort of wet, but it's still good."

"Share your secret, beautiful stranger."

"Let's feast on his flesh."

"My cheeks are baby soft."

"Burn the child."

"Deal with it."

"The inflatable pool-duck revolution is at hand."

"And then the wolves came."

"I'm gonna bring the heat!"

"We're breaking you out of here tonight!"

"I'm sleepwalking, and now I'm sleeptalking."

"___, I don't have time for your games."

"Hey, look, ___ in a bikini!"

"I hate this!"

"I've got it, BRB."

"Wokay, that's gross."

"Inflatable ducks, unite!"

"Hey, Doofus."

"It's just my personal box of mysterious secrets."

"Ever kissed a pig before?"

"Hey, I remember you! Your robot almost killed me!"

"You can run, but I'll still be in your nightmares!"

"This is weird. Weird and bad."

"How you diddily doing, ___?"

"That's probably why I live in the dump."

"I gave ya the wrong drinky majig."

"___'s pain is funny, but I'm starting to get bored."

"Nuts to the rules."

"There's an awful lot of green lightning coming out of that game."

"Dude, if this is a dream, I never wanna wake up!"

"I beat Poo, dude."

"My time has come."

"Distraction! Distraction!"

"You think that pinball wench will call me?"

"Your plan is to teach this bear how to ride a bicycle?"

"The yellow light means, speed up."

"Say oink one more time."

"Oink oink."

"Well that was disturbing."

"You better have a dern good explanation for this."

"Have you lost weight?"

"We have to find a place to get rid of these."

"But they taste just like chips!"

"I'm feeling carsick."

"Clean up on the front lawn."

"All that hair."

"Am I right, ladies?"

"No butts, except yours out the door."

"Just sayin' the word is giving me a burning sensation."

"Gluing dog hair to your body will do that."

"Did you just make a bet with a professional con man?"

"You broke the jar."

"We'll get a new one."

"Die, wolf costume, die!"

"Wait. Do you know how money works?"

"This costume is more revealing than I expected."

"Oh, dude, it stings so bad."

"You don't need to take your clothes off."

"It nearly killed me getting it into that cage."

"I work for tips."

"Well, I just made two people go insane. How about you?"

"Doggy?"

"I'm gonna get an ulcer from your lollygagging!"

"No butts, except yours on the floor, cleaning."

"I'm givin' none of this to charity."

"Okay, that's enough, get off of me."

"Jazzier!"

"To the costume aisle!"

"When the children come to my door tonight, they're gonna run away screaming."

"Not today!"

"I hate summerween."

"This is all cheapo loser candy!"

"Your cape is caught in your fly, ___."

"I left my jacket here, again."

"Trick or treating is for babies... I guess."

"I am so sweet, I could eat myself."

"Must have been that bad candy."

"Fight through it, man!"

"Some might say that being cursed by a blood-thirsty holiday monster is a bad thing."

"I wet myself."

"Can we have candy now?"

"That takes some of the fun out of trick or treat, or die."

"I'm trying to take the *die* out of trick or treat or die."

"I've seen better."

"Tick tock."

"Why is there a pig jumping out of my chest?!"

"Reminds me of when I was a kid."

"Don't blow out that candle!"

"I'm afraid it's too late. That was your last chance."

"Are you okay? There are probably some bandages back at the shack."

"It's blocking the only exit."

"We have to escape."

"___, don't you dare!"

"You really haven't figured it out yet?"

"Don't you recognize me?"

"The crying makes it a little weird, but I guess I'm still eating."

"I've been traumatized!"

"A frog taught me how to cross the street."

"I'm gonna punch the ref."

"Are you wearing mascara?"

"Try blinking to see if you can change the channel."

"Look at these noodle arms!"

"This day will never end."

"Why you ackin' so cray-cray?"

"I should have thought of this years ago!"

"That's easy for you to say. You have more than one life."

"Ow! Cooool."

"And then he killed your father."

"As soon as he sses you, he's gonna wet his pants."

"Scout's honor!"

"Okay, dude. You asked for it."

"You were only supposed to scare him, not kill him!"

"Take off your blindfold, Nowww!"

"Time to save the day, dude."

"You sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp?"

"Let me do a cocky dance just to be sure."

"I hate it when guys/girls fight."

"We need to make a cold war pact."

"We need to learn to just hate each other in silence."

"I'm gonna get a butler."

"I'm gonna get a talking horse."

"Suck a lemon, little man."

"C'mere, hun. I need your arms."

"Stop stealing the tiny horses."

"I'm evolving into the superior sibling!"

"That only makes you taller than me in Canada."

"Pow! We are on fire!"

"I high five hard."

"Is that mountain lion tiny, or just far away in perspective?"

"It still hurts, but less."

"This is some kind of magicky thing, isn't it?"

"Text me a photo? Now you're not even speaking English."

"The ice cream truck is here!"

"Guard them, Cheek'ums."

"To freedom!"

"Ohh, you're just a big old dumby-dumb."

"Clean me!"

"Ticklin' is no laughin' matter."

"Just keep vacuumin'. Just keep vacuumin'."

"What cute little thing are you off to, you cute little cutie face?"

"Now I feel like a big jerk."

"Then again, you're an idiot."

"I don't even know how to respond to this."

"Run your evil plan by some friends next time. Workshop it."

"When there's no cops around, anything's legal."

"There's nothin' on earth that could knock me down."

"Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing'em took it."

"You've been spending too much time with those kids."

"Yeah, I guess so."

"When are you going to learn, ___? I'm always right about everything."

"I got some new super tight jeans. Thought she/he might wanna check 'em out."

"OH MY GOSH, A PIG!"

"Everything is different now."

"Don't worry, I'll - I'll go get some ice."

"What's your deal, are you following us around?"

"Memory wipe!"

"This is a baby wipe."

"I think he's just crazy."

"I don't know if it's some kind of paradox, or if I'm just really tired."

"Guard it with your life."

"I will watch it like a hawk, dude."

"Let's go get two dodos and force 'em to make out!"

"Well, time to round up a mob."

"I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one."

"Aw, dude. You missed."

"That was even more awesome the third time around."

"Why does it smell so bad in here?"

"My brain hurts."

"I will break you, little man!"

"Whatchu talkin' about?"

"Oh, it's still legal. Very legal."

"There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!"

"Well hornswabber my haversack!"

"I need some old-timey butterscotch."

"What is this magic wheel-box?"

"I can't take this anymore! I'm gettin' dumber every second I'm here!"

"I thought I was being charming, but I guess people see me as a big joke."

"Someone needs to take her/him down a peg."

"I thought you hated that?"

"I'm startin' to accept it."

"Go ahead, eat the books!"

"We're gonna have to break in."

"What are we gonna do next? Steal Thomas Jefferson's ribcage?"

"For the last time, we are not going south for the winter!"

"I did that with my mouth!"

"Well, we didn't fit through the hole."

"Let's rebuild the box and try again."

"Darlin', you are a diamond in the rough."

"I ate a salamander and jumped out the window."

"I'm legalizing everything!"

"And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like three hours."

"Turns out, you can hibernate in peanut brittle."

"Revenge is underrated, that felt awesome!"

"Woah! This is worthless."

"I don't feel so good."

"Butterflies!"

"Not encouraging."

"Let's kiss!"

"You're not making one of those overcomplicated listy things, are you?"

"That sounds like a dumb idea for poopheads."

"You're so organized! Show me that check list again."

"Go, go! Work it! Work it!"

"I've found my people."

"Hold me, ___."

"I'll take that as a compliment!"

"Cover for me?"

"You promised. Remember?"

"You're a stupid, arrogant fraud; but kiss me anyway because you can play guitar!"

"Let's get married tonight!"

"Okay, just one more clone."

"I wanna put her/him in a headlock and make her/him feel pain!"

"Aw snap, I love this song."

"Hey, goofus."

"Hey, ___, look! A glowing dot!"

"I don't need luck, I have a plan."

"I'm just waiting for the bathroom."

"You were a freak!"

"No way, dude. Now you have to show me."

"We said we weren't gonna turn on each other."

"That's not me."

"I have magazine boys."

"Meet my girlfriends!"

"Do you have this in another animal?"

"I'm fine lockin' him inside if you are."

"Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee."

"I got hit by a bus."

"Tap tap."

"You're not exactly Manly Mannington."

"You got no muscles, you smell like baby wipes, and let's not forget last Tuesday's 'incident'."

"Pancakes for everyone!"

"I need to get some chest hair, and fast."

"Thanks there, sugar pot. I mean honey wasp, kitten baby, baby cow."

"Wanna take off our uniforms and run around in circles?"

"Quit readin' my mind."

"Are you crying?"

"Please don't eat me! I haven't showered! In like a week!"

"I'm soft like a woman."

"I feel all weird."

"Smile harder."

"This is going to take some really great training music."

"I've survived 49 other trials. Whatever it is, bring it on!"

"The multi-bear? Is that some sorta bear?"

"Can I scratch myself now?"

"___, come with me. And leave your pants at home!"

"A real man shows no mercy!"

"I accept my fate."

"You heard me: malarky!"

"Who wants to go build something and knock it down?"

"Here's my number, why don't you give me a call sometime?"

"You have a chest hair!"

"Seriously, that's disgusting."

"Oh, not again!"

"My cats also wanted to say hi!"

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"I believe you're a big dork."

"You're freakin' me out, dude."

"Jackpot. High five."

"Don't leave me hangin."

"Later, dork."

"Somebody's in loooove."

"Now is not the time to talk about the lamby dance."

"I like your moxy, kid."

"Ugh. Did you just lick my hand?"

"I can't find the remote, and I refuse to stand up!"

"Some folks died in there. It's been haunted ever since."

"Chill out, man. It's not as bad as it looks."

"Good call inviting this little maniac."

"It's even creepier than I imagined."

"Of course, you little angel."

"It's just like my life! ...in a way."

"How many of these did you eat?!"

"Maybe let's not do that."

"Just take it down a notch, Captain Buzzkill."

"Time to shake what your momma gave you!"

"Guys, it's locked."

"I'm bonkers for eating you alive."

"Homework's whack, and so are rules. Tuckin' in your shirt's for fools."

"Oh. Well. There it is."

"I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again."

"Think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything."

"What makes him/her so special?"

"I'm gettin' all curious-y inside."

"It came true."

"What? I'm not impressed."

"I'm leaving everything to my cats."

"His/her dance moves were adorable."

"Enchanting. Utterly enchanting."

"I don't know how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet."

"Do you see somethin' you like? 'Cause I do."

"What's going on with those fingernails? You look like a wolverine."

"I don't trust anyone who's hair is bigger than their head."

"Dude. You ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one at a time?"

"I guess that makes you my queen/king."

"Are you sniffing my hair?"

"I figured I'd throw him a bone."

"Kaboom! Yes!"

"What did we discuss about eye contact?"

"Wow. I went to jail there once."

"I have a lobster now."

"I'm always up for hanging out with a friend. Buddy. Pal. Other word for friend."

"Bodies change, honey. Bodies change."

"You're not gonna, like, freak out or anything. Are ya?"

"Sorry, man, but uh... Thumbs up."

"Hit me, dude."

"Hey, man. Sorry for accusing you of murder last week."

"You turned her/him against me!"

"But you're a fake."

"Oh man, I'm not sure I ever broke up with him/her. No wonder he/she keeps calling me."

"Ignore."

"Who's a cute little guy/girl? You are."

"I can't be your marshmallow."

"I can see when I'm not wanted."

"Try and catch me, suckers!"

"Let's do this."

"Are you saying you could outwit duck-tective?"

"It was so sparkly."

"Have you seen my pants?"

"Why's your sister/brother talking to the ceiling?"

"I think it needs more glitter."

"Please ladies/guys, control yourselves."

"It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears and other fluids."

"Can I survive the wax-man uprising?"

"Pizza? I want my pizza."

"That was a typo."

"You too, ya little gremlin."

"All signs pointed to the goat."

"He/she's got a little brain up in his/her head."

"Awww. You sneeze like a kitten."

"We have an axe."

"Avenge me!"

"You got it, Dipping sauce."

"Listen, little girl!"

"You ready, little fella?"

"You freak of nature."

"I'm sorry, I got glitter in my eye."

"We can melt them with hotty melty things."

"Come back here, you brat."

"No offense, ___, but *you're* the sidekick."