divorce is so funny. like never mind
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divorce is so funny. like never mind

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Can I start one of these? What color does the person you reblogged this from give off?
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cool that there’s a trans guy character in that new baymax series or whatever. idc it will never detract how funny it is to me that they thought a man saying “these are the type of pads i use for my period” wasn’t an obvious enough signifier of him being trans so they just. put him in a trans t shirt. like JUST. a tshirt. in case you missed that this is the trans character. this is the trans character guys. cant you tell by the Giant Trans Flag he’s wearing
like. isn’t this at least a little funny just on a conceptual level
getting people who are like “is op mad about this or something??? is op a transphobe??”
…i’m transmasc.
also this is a disney property we’re talking about here. yknow. the company that literally contributed a fuck ton of money to a huge lgbtphobic bill. one that was passed and fucks up the livelihood of lgbt people? why are we giving them literally any benefit of the doubt. they might’ve “pulled their support” or whatever, but the fact is they’ll only use lgbt rep as an excuse to pander to the community. this is just another example. they’ll pull the “we have an lgbt character!!!” card in everything they make and they show up for like 2 seconds and then never again. if this is the doing of the animators, cool! good for them. but if your first impulse is to come to disneys defense on this….idk what to tell you. disney does not care about representation. they only care about YOUR money.
did you know the don’t say gay bill - the one that disney funded - in florida has lead to laws being made where if an lgbt child is in a class then the entire class has to be notified about it. and their parents. in a red state. in other words this is going to get lgbt children killed. so no i don’t care about disneys Trans Background Character of The Week and you shouldn’t either

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Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
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this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life
this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,, i want everyone to enjoy life
reblog to give the person you reblogged from a cool rock you found
ohhh man oh man when the hero’s about to sacrifice their life to save the day and their lover pulls them into a tearful goodbye kiss but PSYCH IT’S A DISTRACTION SO THEIR LOVER CAN PUSH THEM TO SAFETY AND TAKE THEIR PLACE AND MAKE THE SACRIFICE INSTEAD
It’s okay, you can say Endgame
Never saw Endgame. I was actually talking about a Darkwing Duck fanfiction.
Someone across the room: *mentions a hyperfixation of mine*
Me, sweating: oh no I’m about to become so annoying

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i was at five guys and i’ve never wanted to meet someone more than i do the guy that drew this
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Trans people, prepare yourselves to be Ś̸̡̨̱͚̦̘̼̬̬͗Ę̵̨̨̛̼̗̞̦̰̩̺̗̬̀̂̈̊́͋̍͊͊͘͘E̷̢͖̲͙̩͎͙̳̠͒̒̃͝N̶̗̺̻̠̓͌͛̽̈͌͛̓̐̔͆͜
in the meantime, have this ✨
what are your thoughts on porn?
it definitely exists
oh i guess it doesn’t
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maybe im just reading into this but i think wikipedia is trying to tell me to have sex with the pope
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