I Knew A Man..... No I Made That Part Up

why is it always "ily" and never "intpypciiaomicntywbidatiaiagtsoi"

lucille “i’ve never had sex in my life” kensington

happy birthday edison tucker my absolute goat ever i love you and miss you every day come home

Nobody: Mike: So... you know GOD? the one in HEAVEN??

true love is saying "We already killed one person. What's a few more?" right after your first kiss

Friend: it's just a game about planes stop being dramatic ME: CUM HISTORIA MUTAT VALDE RAZGRIZ REVELAT IPSUM PRIMUM DAEMON CELESTUS EST

Oh to voice a lesbian written by Newt Schottelkotte--

‘When otters mare they have to bite down on the back of the female’s head and well… male otters get a bit overzealous, don’t they? A like human makes, I’d imagine. I wouldn’t know but ah, a bit like some girls I’ve well. Ahem’ This is an autistic lesbian trying to flirt and nothing will tell me otherwise. <3

You can tell when there was a large spike in people remembering that John Dies at the End exists because after scrolling through the tag for a while it just becomes one specific artist and @samepicofdavidwong . Thank you for your service in providing us this image so reliably.

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

SHAUN

SHAAAAAAUUUN

Ill try it

I need it

@catadromously