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@thewizardscythe
SLEEPING CURSE LIFTED. What sleeping curse? Not sure. Think it came from the ghost. Think it was Ghost Sleep. Man lemme tell ya, I hate Ghost Sleep. BUT I did have a dream that may hold clues to getting home (saw my old mentor, got some cryptic hints; it was very Her). Time to make the strongest tea your world has to offer, eat exactly one (1) orange, and get to work decoding these puzzle pieces. Wish me luck.
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Attempts #68-84 were all total busts. I'm not getting home before spring at this rate. Which wouldn't be so bad if I'd landed in one of your realm's *benevolent* kingdoms, but nooo I had to land *here*... No matter. I will figure something out. That's what we do.
Sidenote, I'm mostly sure this tower is haunted by a spectre of some sort. No scratches yet. More to come.
Never attempt to open a portal during an astrological event, kids. I just spent three days with beings of eternal energy whilst trapped in an aurora vortex and they looked EXACTLY like pickled herrings; the Winter Solstice in this world does NOT fuck around.
Attempt #46
Turnip + black powder + candle = NOTHING GOOD
Oh and, note to self, Grlanggathropp'f was no help whatsoever, don't bother summoning again.
17 hours is a normal amount of time to be asleep in one go, right? Anyway, back to it. Oh, and;
Attempt #41
- Adding your own mana to a portal tincture doesn't attune it to you, it just makes you sleepy.
- Fir needles don't make sense to add just because you have them at hand. Probably for the best that didn't work; would have made a very prickly portal.
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It has come to my attention that it is Morning??? Oh well, too late to sleep now! I'll have to wait til tonight. Back to work...
I should really start documenting my attempts to get back and I currently do not have a notebook. So this will have to do
Attempt #37
Too much oregano, not enough mercury.
I have just been informed there is a tag called "wizardposting". On the one hand,bI am absolutely delighted not to be the only one stuck here. HOWEVER I must admit the fact that none of the rest of you have managed to escape this realm yet either is somewhat discouraging. Ah, well. I'd love to hear what methods y'all have tried so I know what not to waste time on. Thanks in advance
Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here a while, so I might as well learn about this place. What's this I keep hearing about an island continent of nasty, ferocious beasts? Os-tray-lee-uh?? They're saying even the cute things are vicious and that just seems unfair.
oh... oh how the mighty fall. 😔 #RIP
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HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED PEANUT BUTTER??? WHOEVER MADE PEANUT BUTTER YOU ARE A POWERFUL MAGE AND I LOVE YOU
Okay first things first, can someone explain "compact discs" to me? Like who thought to cut a hole in the middle of an enchanted mirror? They need help...
Oh sweet, that worked? Cool okay, still adjusting to this world. Phones are weird.
New crystal. Now, how does this thing work...