The "Wonderful" Wizard of Oz

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

they don't even know he's dead

tumblr anthropology in progress

make sure you're allowing black folk the chance to be weird. you already give us shit for the way we act when trying to be on your good side. you have to like the annoying black people too, you still have to care about the weird ones

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

This is the single funniest video on the Internet

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OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!