The Whirligig of Time

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

cosmo wanda i wish everyone who was mean to courage on this post goes to hell no matter what

i like thinking about things critically but i also like not giving a fuck too so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under

anyone else wanna hug astronaut Reid Wiseman and weep?

ive never seen the godfather and i grew up fine.

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

it's hot enough to fly an egg out there

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude… ARE YOU OKAY

There's no dragons in the world anywhere and yet humans keep making those, let a plant dream