Professor Shadowcat

reality:

You are my:[x] Acquaintance[x] Friend I have snogged[] Friend I have not snogged[] Friend I don’t remember if I’ve snogged or not[] No seriously have I snogged you?[x] We should snog right now to make sure it’s happened[] Stranger I should get to know better[] Stranger I’ve snogged[x] Boyfriend/Girlfriend[x] Tea Buddy~[x] Love Interest[] Best Friend[x] Enemy[x] Study subject I’ve sold out to someone threatening my life[] I’m sorry about that[] I’m not sorry about that[x] I’m sorta sorry about that, but I was pissed off at you so….

I think you’re:[x] A swell chum[x] Really quite infuriating[] Pretty[] Beautiful[x] Gorgeous[] Young enough to get me accused of paedophilia (again)[x] A disgrace to immortality[] No, not really- I’m just joking[x] Sexually attractive[] Romantically appealing[x] Aesthetically charming[] Blimey, I wish I wasn’t so morally rigid around you[x] A good candidate for taking my soul[x] Capable of saving me from my arranged marriage

We should:[x] Fight[] I actually can’t fight so let’s not[x] Engage in coitus[] Have an interview[] Have another interview[x] Take a tour of the afterlife sometime[x] Kiss[x] Kiss a whole load[x] Text[x] Watch films[] Move in together[x] Have tea[x] Bake together(although I can’t really cook so it would be mostly you doing the baking)

I:[x] Like Your Face[x] Like Your Arse[x] Like Your Style[x] Like Your Taste[x] Like You[x] Hate You[x] Love You[] Think you’re …

I secretly:[x] Hate You[x] Cherish You In My Life[x] Love You[x] Feel I’m A Joke To You[] Worship You[x] Like You[x] Dislike You[x] Belong To You[] Think You’re …

requested by anonymous

"I’ve got a kiss with your name on it."

"Want to make some hot chocolate and make s’mores in the microwave?" 

"I don’t remember what life was like before loving you."

"You look adorable when you’re cold." 

"What would I do without you?"

"My hands are so cold, will you warm them?"

"Sorry, was this your sweater? I’ll give it back… eventually. "

“You look nothing like [celebrity]. You’re much more pretty/handsome.” 

"Ow, I got a papercut… kiss it?"

"I love this song! Want to dance?"

"Here, I’ll kiss it better for you."

"I can’t imagine being alone anymore." 

"Let’s just stay in tonight and watch movies."

"It’s not just you that I love. I love the me that I become when you’re around."

"I bet I’m a better cuddler than you." 

"Cold? Here, let me hold you."

"Do you think you could maybe just talk to me? I don’t care about what. I just want to hear the sound of your voice until I fall asleep."