Enter the Queef

Public Service Announcement

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

The thingy above where you sign your tax form says that you’ve filled it out to the best of your ability.  “Sir, I am a dumbass” is 100% a valid defense

big brain only

I'm still not sure if it's THAT much of a problem because again, the pacing never bothered me when I read it the first time, but I would appreciate a second opinion - is that too long of an introduction for a middle grade adventure story? what do you reckon of that kind of pacing? what does it get right and what does it get wrong?

Ultimately, if you can find a good reason to hold off the actual plot - as in, you have a lot of cool things to set up and an interesting way to execute the set-up - you’ll likely have the reader’s forgiveness for using a lot of page space. 

Same mood

This was drawn by C. H. Greenblatt. Aka a former storyboard artist for Spongebob and the creator of Chowder

Double fun fact: She's a daughter of Nyx. Her siblings include Thanatos (god of death), Nemesis (goddess of retribution/revenge), Momus (god of mockery), Apate (goddess of deceit), and Oizys (goddess of depression and misery).