hey lol.

gonna stop defending hannibals actions and instead just straight up claim he didn’t do anything. he’s innocent. let him out

those people died from natural causes

lil nas x is the only valid celebrity because he got rich and IMMEDIATELY started dressing like a fucking jojo villain

his head is in that one post spitting slime out

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

no one talks about the ADHD symptom of being extremely kissable. it makes me sick

@chuiakisgf

@prfctvlvt

even funnier when someone on tumblr expects you to treat them as royalty for having a lot of followers like they are not also a tumblr user

#if you brag of your follower count here it's like announcing your clown shoe size

kinda gay for men to be homophobic. you literally think about men having sex with men

wish I was a politician so I could randomly drop this sentence during a meeting with homophobic politicians and just see what responses they come up with

sometimes you can pick up a cat and hold it and it may make noises at you