I am blue

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“It’s hot as hell.”

“Someone please turn off the sun.”

“I want to become an icicle.”

“I suggest we take a trip to the North Pole.”

“School’s out!”

“It’s too hot for clothes.”

“Let’s go hang out in the frozen food section at the store!”

“It’s the ice cream truck! My hero!”

“Have you been laying in that ice chest the whole time?”

“Wanna head to the pool?”

“How are you drinking hot chocolate in this weather?!”

“You don’t look so well.”

“Here, drink some water.”

“I think you’re overheating.”

“It’s so hot, I think Satan is jealous.”

“Hey, let’s go to the beach!”

“I hate the beach.”

“I can’t swim.”

“You can’t swim?”

“I can teach you how to swim.”

“You could have drowned!”

“Let’s go skinny dipping!”

“Why are there so many hot tubs yet no cold tubs?”

“The water is freezing!”

“Please let there be a cold front, please let there be a cold front!”

“Let’s go on a vacation!”

“I’d rather stay home!”

“Pack your bags, we’re getting outta here!”

“I hate the summer.”

“I love the summer!”

“Let’s build a sandcastle!”

“Let’s have a picnic on the beach!”

“There’s sand… everywhere.”

“Hey! Quit splashing me!”

“It’s too hot to even cuddle!”

“How about we go camping?”

“Let’s go on a road trip!”

“You need a vacation.”

“I need a vacation.”

“Oh no, the AC is broken!”

“The beach is the perfect place to watch the sunset.”

“You’ve been standing in front of that fan for hours.”

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"Alright, (Name)! We get your point."

"This concert's not a good idea."

"See? This guy rocks."

"The vampire legend is true."

"Our vacation should be smooth sailing."

"This is gonna be the best vacation ever!"

"Come on, (Name), he's just a little guy."

"How do you feel about exploring the outback?

"Like, I know what the outback is and I don't want to go "out back" to look at dust and trees."

"I've got 17 rolls of film to capture it all."

"Aw, can't you bend the rules a little?"

"This better be important. I've got things to pierce."

"I'm trying to find a new shade of eyeliner."

"Why not just declare us the winner now?"

"Come on, that's just a local myth."

"I already told you guys, there's no such thing as a vampire."

"You're gonna do what I want you to."

"I was wondering why the music stopped."

"We came to make sure you were all right."

"The groups are bailing as quickly as they arrive."

"They go from "g'day " to "good-bye"."

"Who was that spooky old man?"

"Minions? You mean he has help?"

I never actually said "vampires"."

"Whoever or whatever they were, they were pretty convincing."

"Whoever heard of band with a dog in it?"

"Why don't you amateurs take a break?"

"I don't like to talk about it. It's just too upsetting."

"It smells so sweet, like cotton candy."

"Well, there goes our prime suspects."

"Kidnapped? Not again."

"Now I'll be plagued by guilt."

"The vampires are in a motorcycle gang?"

"That means we're the only ones left? Does this mean we win the contest?"

"Hey, you're ruining our encore!"

"Not yet. I've got a plan that will end this once and for all."

"Secret passages always lead somewhere."

"Good try, buddy, but we need a miracle."

"Like I said, a miracle.... Or (Name) doing a dive off a cliff."

"Come on. Everyone over the bridge."

"If there was ever a time not to be calm, this is it!"

"Don't worry, gang. I've got you."

"We just crossed running water, the vampires shouldn't be able to follow us!"

"Didn't those vampires read the rule book?!"

"I could never wear all that makeup. I've got very sensitive skin."

(Ramses: Toppat)