The Walking Satire

Melee players have to cheat at their own game for people to take their game seriously. They disguise the bugs they exploit as “advanced tech” to trick people in to taking them seriously, but in reality they’re just glitching out a broken party game. 

I wish we didnt live in such an age of definite knowledge. I wish i could make a game and put a 1 in a millionth chance of meeting a wendigo in that damn game so only a few chosen people in the world would be like “guys i totally saw a wendigo in that game the other day” because nowadays youll just get 5 people on 4chan decrypting all the files of your game within 20 minutes to find the damn wendigo sprites

undefine the wendigo. segment the wendigo into 20 distinct sprite components and use those components in other sprites. segment the wendigo’s behaviour into 10 different classes. split design and data. split data and code. ascend and become ubermensch

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that sounds like a lot of work

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

dank memes is such a bad phrase like you know absolutely nothing funny is going to happen when you hear someone say that

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

Adorable

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

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