its been six days since monday i dont think its coming back. we might be safe for good this time

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

“he’s a red flag” “she’s a green flag” I’m a white flag. I give up bitch

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

the word i was looking for was hindsight