lets get violent

the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick:

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

Oompa Loompa doompadee dudes

my car is 10 years old and does not have Bluetooth so I just have a USB with Despacito on it that I take everywhere and pop in whenever I’m feeling really dramatic

Dkfjzkofjzjckslfjhsb this is beautiful and terrifying to picture leaping through the woods/outback after me in the dark of a moonless night.

You’re right.

this is how jojo characters named shit like calzone margarita act when their stand that’s called kool aid and frozen pizza (soda and frosted paninis) uses reflections of the sun on raindrops to create spacial anomalies within a 3 meter radius of their fist that they’ve dislocated and thrown to the other side of the room and is now literally murdering someone by turning their esophagus into an airplane

i have a cat named The Lady and my favourite thing about her is that she manages to have this very petite, delicate face while also being incredibly fat so every time she goes downstairs i just hear like.

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