So Sayeth the Wise Alaundo

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

Like you’re just sitting there silently and on the outside you seem fine and gathered but in your head you’re like “oh this is gonna hit me like a train any second”

Glad to see all 19k of us are clearly fine and okay

It's unfortunate how often the solution to a problem is just talking to people. You'd think it could be something easier like making a comprehensive chart or list, or reading everything you can find on the subject, but no, so often you can do all that and you still have to talk to people.

if u ask me what book I’m reading i’ll either go into a long winded and enthusiastic summary of the entire thing or just lift the book to show u the title and keep reading

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

I’m just someone’s weird and gay brother

HAIR TO BRUNETTE? HELLO?

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

you just can't mysteriously disappear for a significant length of time only to eventually turn up years later staggering down a highway covered in blood and dirt and muttering to yourself incoherently without ever actually explaining what happened to you during that time you went missing anymore