the ukulele player

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

do u ever just stick your leg in the air really high? just do it. right now. it will not disappoint

my interests include putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold

my boyfriend’s college has an event before finals called the Cathartic Scream where they all gather in a field together and shriek into the void

I do this every single morning sitting in my driveway.

at penn it’s called the econ scream before the first econ 001 midterm and it’s like a 30 minute party and then at midnight the music and the food stops and everyone just simultaneously screams into the void. my freshman year i was the only one facing outwards on the big balcony where we do it, and i saw these guys streaking across the quad, but everyone was screaming, so when i screamed “oH MY GOD THEY’RE NAKED” nobody noticed. the void consumes all, even streakers.

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

My heart

I’m not crying

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”