It Is What It Is

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

the fifth rule of gun safety is that rules 1 through 4 can be safely ignored if you're trying to shoot someone's dog

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault